A Merlion in USA

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

It is that time again

Set aside 21 minutes and 56 seconds for this video.
If you do cry, hat tip. *click for full screen

Friday, April 26, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

The little apple known as Joney Appleseed jr. was made from the straw next to him.You can tell which ones were before the death :-(. And his coffin was made of: the pillow was a blue rasberry warhead wrapper,his blanket was a sticky note,and his bed the napkin which he was made of.And he is buried with his straw that made him what he was.

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Here's looking at you .... busta

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

April 23, 2013

April 22, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

April 11

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April 19 am

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

April18

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

What is this?

This is hard...

... being the Lion King.

Another sign of spring

Sign of spring

Circle of life

*take the picture already! This Simba needs to lose some weight!!

Scene from the Lion King

Our version of Simba.

Saturday, April 06, 2013

Get Ready to Laugh or Gag

Friday, March 29, 2013

Buy 3 get 1 free gallon of milk

I think we are eating healthy.

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Saturday, March 23, 2013

It can happen

Really? Can the fortress of the White House be held hostage?

Scarily .. YES!

At least according to Hollywood and Gerard Butler Productions.

The set was a pretty good replica of the White House. Of course there are several acts of cinematic magic, such as the Washington Monument being taken down. Planes and helicopters crashing in Washington D.C., tour buses stopping in front of the White House, snipers not omnipresent on the roofs, Secret Service rushing out of the White House. Once again remember this is a movie, not the real thing.

CEREBUS at self destruct.

Yawn, there are some flaws.

But I have to say the sound of gunfights at close range, that really shook me for a while. Then when everyone seem to have endless ammo, okay, reality kicked in with a silent reminder that I am in a movie theatre.

Overall, Olympus has Fallen was a good movie, makes you rethink about the security of the country and where your honour lies.

The rage when the flag of the United States of America was taken down and thrown to the ground.

Anger when our Commanding Officers are so arrogant, all they remember about leadership is bark orders instead of listening to recon.

I think Secret Service Department just got an awakening call from the West Coast.

The boys in those black boots will make sure that such an incursion will only happens in the movies.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Again?

Shows how much my husband knows me.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Ahhhhh

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

GIVE ME NAME!

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'

Thursday, February 07, 2013

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1.       Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2.       Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3.       Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4.       Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and soda pop. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. Don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell with all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'um in the house. Be right back.

Cooter

Veteran of the United States Army

Here is the most brilliant statement ever made without a word being said!!!!!

This American born, Veteran of the United States Army, law abiding, taxpaying citizen

was told by his Homeowners Association that he -

Could Not fly the American Flag in his yard......

This is his response:

Amen brother

Monday, February 04, 2013

Ahmadinejad says he wants to be first Iran's first astronaut

The headlines read:

Ahmadinejad says he wants to be first Iran's first astronaut

I believe the rest of the world will agree with me, SEND THE LITTLE SNOT.

Just in case if he needs company, the other little snot Kim Jung Un will do just fine.

Make sure not to over tighten a few bolts, to save some money, use thin insulation for outer skin and make sure all the parts are Made In China.

Instead of Godspeed, we shall boldly scribe on the side of the craft: GOOD RIDDANCE.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Imitation WHAT????

Sunday, January 20, 2013

What would you do

What advise would you give to someone about this:

Your friend told in a conversation about her boss/manager with a GOD complex.

He assigns work to complete at the last minute all the time. Also he screams and yells to her about memos. Your friend is up until 2 am completing his projects while he was playing games on his computer.

All the missteps points towards an abusing manager. What to tell your friend? Is this environment worth it?