A maverick move

Maverick McCain surprised the political bookies with his choice for running mate.

A hockey mom from a far out land of Alaska. (Alaska is part of the USA by the way)

So we through into the political chase the gender, race, age, and newest addition, political experience.

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM.

Some one else is reading my mind.

As I was compiling my stupid list, this came over my emails:




Some people have toooo much time on their hands.

More ideal Candidates

As the day wanders on...

16. Monica Lewinski. (presidential approved)
17. Fidel Castro
18. Yo Yo Ma (the race for more boring got exciting)
19. Achmed the terrorist (go ahead blame the puppet, he may blow up again)
20. The faithful dog in the Bush Beans commercial

Let Imagination Roll

Anguished at the wait for Obama to announce his running mate, my imagination takes a stroll down mischievous lane.

These are the possible and funny running mates:
1. Jesse Jackson (funny, he is handy in the event of hostage situations at a local line to the bathroom)
2. Louis Farrakhan (opposite taste in wardrobe, why not!)
3. Whoopi Goldberg (just because she is funny, it is Barack and WHOOPI!)
4. Ted Nugent (opposites attract?)
5. John Kerry (to woo the flip floppers)
6. Ted Kennedy (to woo the errr .... whisky drinkers)
7. Barney (just for the younger voters)
8. The Red head from Wendys (Ronald MacDonald asked too much)
9. Michael Moore (There goes the neighbourhood)
10. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas (We can manipulate our own future!!)
11. Paris Hilton (to get more publicity shots)
12. Nicole Richie (in case Paris Hilton dont understand English)
13. Smokey the Bear (smokey something)
14. George Herbert Walker Bush (whao! That will be something to behold)
15. Ross Perot (both have big ears)
16.Tom Cruise (hmmm .... Scientology and whatever religion)
17. Rosie O'Donnell (what kind of tv coverage will that be?)
18. A Borg (everyone will be assimilated)


Please note that Obama did not endorse any of these announcements. So go complain to someone else who cares.

Dear IOC, you failed.

Dear IOC,

Congratulations on your failure to uphold the ethics of Olympic Games.
Congratulations on the message of bad sportsmanship to the next generation of athletes. Hard work and dedication means nothing as the bias judges dice and slice your life away.

Thank you for disappointing the youth for their clean efforts vanquished before their eyes due to political agendas of grownups.

Many kudos to you as the mothers and fathers, who have encouraged their children at all the sports meets to do their best, are angrily shouting and crying for the kids. Why bother to try so hard any more?

Obvious to the billions of spectators that American Men and Women Gymnastics Team outperformed their Chinese contemporaries. The scores betrayed the audiences, sending a huge nuclear mushroom cloud signal, announcing that the red flag on the chests of the athletes determine the standings.

Well, dear IOC, think about how you failed those kids who worked hard to preserve the Olympic dream.

.... more to come.

Tired

Yes I am still here.

These late nights are taking a toll on me.
The change in schedule due to change in employment is still in the adjusting session.

A main culprit for the 2 am bed time is none other than (*music in background) ...

THE OLYMPICS

Yes I need to redeem my claim as the leader in useless Olympic Trivia.

Too bad Ian Thorpe retired, he will give Michael Phelps a swim for his money.
My message to the Men's Gymnastics Team, FANTASTIC JOB!!!

Regardless of the bias panel of judges, you boys won the world. Each time you mounted on an apparatus, you ruled the world for the next few minutes. Excellent execution of techniques and you boys rule!

To the officials, you suck! You stink as officials when you make bias decisions.

Most of all I can still claim myself as Goddess of Useless Olympic Knowledge. (I took the quiz on yahoo and scored very well)!

Muahahaha! I have not used up my brain quota for 10%. Maybe 3%.

more griping to come....