Enough already .. dancing with the farts.

Dancing with the Stars used to catch my 60 minutes of TV time a week, when real 2 left-feet compete and we booed them in our living rooms. Or kept Jerry "Fifi" Rice all the way into the finals, a quarterback in dancing shoes was an extreme treat.   The last seasons should be Dancing with the Former Dancers.   The astronaut Buzz was a good choice, but now we are down to those who had dance and physical experience, not too fair and not entertaining anymore. Yes, even Pamela Anderson had dance experience, even if it was with a pole.   My picks for next season: Iron Chefs Morimoto or Batali John McCain The Sheriff from Arizona Donald Trump (he can send Don Jr, easier on the eyes) Captain Sig (from the Deadliest catch) Hugh (From Ice Road truckers) Donatella Versace Joy Behar Nancy Pelosi Martha Stewart Oprah Winfrey Carly Fiorina   These choices are figures of authority, turn the tables on them for a change. Or cast your own choices - make sure they are fair, no athletes or performers allowed.