Eat this Grandma!
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A Merlion is the National Symbol of Singapore, a cross between a MERMAID and a LION. National bragging rights: gluttony. (oh yeah we can eat)
There are so many lines for this shot.
"There is one more sock!"
"I found a tootsie roll!"
"Wedgie time!"
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This is what happens when you want pie, and there are no pie place around. Nothing like home-made pies, not home-BAKED.
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Big berry: Can you get me a cup please?
Small berry: nope, don't your legs work?
Laughter erupts at table.
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The solution to this problem, clean the shoe on the grass.
This time use the grass in front of the house, where there is no dog poop, yet.