Monday, April 25, 2011
Farewell
Lesson learned: rabbits are fragile, and milk supplement is expensive.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
What we heard this mornig
Elf Lord's Mom said, "Clean it off on the grass."
Elf Lord, "That was how I got dog poop on my shoe! The poop was hiding in the tall grass!"
The solution to this problem, clean the shoe on the grass.
This time use the grass in front of the house, where there is no dog poop, yet.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
More babies in the house
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
STS 133 - Mission Complete
Space Shuttle Discovery touched down on runway 1-5 at 11:58:14 AM on March 9th 2011. A beautiful text book landing under vivid clear blue skies.
A successful landing filled with plenty of sadness as the another chapter of the space program ends.
The next generation will not want to be astronauts because there are no more missions for them. No one will think of flying to space because there is no direction. I hope that NASA continues to quest for more and further into the unknown. More will look up from their cell phones and into textbooks finding out how to reach higher.
2 missions remaining for the shuttle program. Hopefully more will be added because we can and should. Imagine sending another teacher into space. Imagine bringing a classroom lesson into space. Why do some plants grow faster in weightlessness, let's watch. We need something for the whole world to cheer for. The enormous International Space Station is a major feat of mankind, building a survival pod in space. But this scientific victory is overshadowed by simplicity of Sheen rants.
*tissue time.
Watching for the last time....
Glued to the computer as I watch the last landing of Space Shuttle Discovery .
Only a nerd will really appreciate the monstrosity and the sadness of this mission.
This is the last mission of Discovery, a permanent marker will be place on the runway depicting the final stop of the shuttle. A total of 39 missions into space, this vessel has brought a lot of experimental technology into daily necessity. This is not the first landing I have kept up with, but each landing is filled with so much engineering excitement and adrenaline, the rolls to dissipate heat and decelerate, burning of plasma, the smooth glide to mission complete. Oh yeah, my kind of fun.
My dogs are looking at me, wondering why I am rocking with so much anticipation.
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Saturday, February 12, 2011
What time is it?
Attack of the Squirrels.... Part 2
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They are still cute.
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But cute city squirrels can also do this .......
ATTACK OF THE SQUIRRELS
BE AFRAID
BE VERY AFRAID .... watch out Grandma D.
Monday, January 03, 2011
2011
*Planting corn further away from the fence (daggone deer, quit eating my corn)
*Fattening up the smallest dog to the same size as the rest of the pack, so she does not feel so left out. She may calm down too, or she is too fat to fight back.
*Hide extra gloves, hat and scarfs in the trunk.
*Tie a string to the remote control - we won't lose it and makes it easier to fish from under the couch.
*Brush my teeth, brush the dog's teeth, with different brushes of course. But they have beef flavoured paste, tastes doggone good.
*When baking, use non-stick spray followed by a dusting of SUGAR for a crunchy non-stick crust.
*Find a substitude for SOUR CREAM, since Big Bad Papa "do not eat sour cream". (although I have gotten away with it before)
I am sure we have more to add to this list.
2010
*The smallest dog in the pack may be the most vicious dog.
*Planting corn close to the fence only means you are feeding the deer next door.
*When travelling in Winter, make sure to pack 3 pairs of gloves, hats and scarfs; especially since we forgot at 2 pairs of gloves, hats and scarfs.
*Not matter how big the car looks, we always need more room when we travel.
*Getting new fish with big bellies only means more fish in a few days.
*Half a steer and half a hog will not fit into our freezer.
*Beef tajine, Morrocan beef stew, is really easy and satisfying.
*If you introduce "Papa was a Rolling Stone" by the Temptations to a 7 year old, you will hear it for the next 2 weeks.
*New Kids on the Block have grown into Old Boys from the Block, but they still rock.
*If you introduce New Kids on the Block to a 7 year old, you will see her sing and dance for 3 minutes. Quite entertaining though.
*If you put Michael Jackson on the tele, a 7 year old can mimic his dance moves and leave you alone until the special ends in 3 hours, after which she will ask to watch it again. Just say yes.
*If a dumpling is steaming, there is a good chance the mouth and tongue will be burnt if you do not wait.
*Should ask why there is a job vacancy - did the hostile monster eat the previous occupant.
*If someone brags about their guns, they are likely carrying a gun illegally.
*Always measure the walls before buying furniture.
*Always measure the door openings before buying a refrigerator.
*If the dog is chewing on a brown "popsicle" in the snow, brush dog's teeth before getting kisses.
*Soup is a pretty good crowd pleaser, but figure that you will lose half of it on the way to potluck.
*That 84 year old guy can out run you or me, he is out dancing every Friday.
*How to get the attention the police officer for a non-emergency? Chase after a cruiser, I did.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Monday, December 06, 2010
Ahhh shucks....
Not the dramatic ending I was hoping for.
But at least Brady broke Favre's record.... now I need to see his Ugg's commercial.
"If you lose say little, if you win say less." Brady qoutes Belichick. Classy.
The difficult choice.....
Boston and New York are my other hometowns that I claim.
On this night, I am not sure who to cheer for (actually I do), JETS or PATS?
The Jets are getting their wings clipped and beaks duct-taped by Papa Belichek and his posse. Nothing too violent, just good plays and execution by Snoop Belichick. Experience reigns as the Pats pound the Jets into the slush, with 2 minutes left, the heartbreaking score 45-3. Ahh a few more drinking in the Big Apple tonight. Sanchez and Ryan, licking their wounds coughing up fur balls all the way home.
The best part to watch, will the coaches brawl in the middle of the field.
*watching ......
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
There Goes the Beer
I wonder why we were cheering, the beer wagon was leaving, with the beer while we were left holding the cameras as witness(?)
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Are you cracking up yet
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Melon Bandit?
Here is the evidence, notice little teeth marks from chewing and carrying to Mommy.
Oh yeah, the Melon Bandit is sooooo sorry.
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Yeah right .... I am so cute, I get away with everything ... so far.
(Cucumbers, melon, Victoria's favorite left shoe, every stuffed animal, phone book, piss on daddy's side of the bed.)
Monday, August 16, 2010
Learn a new line
"It is fun to hang a pirate."
- "Gunner", Hans "Dolph" Lundgren, The Expendables














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