Look grandma!

I am using VODKA!!

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Err contains what???

This is the clip-in hair extensions for girls.

*I laughed till I peed my pants. Did you?

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Special butter

Start with half pound of butter!

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The best part ... licking the beaters!

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I passed....

How to bake like an Amish ... Homestudy, Course 1.
Or ..
Bake like an Italian MaMa!

Whichever course. It is time for a taste test.
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The Heartbreak

So close for them,

Victory was there,

Just across the human dam,

Wes Welker lost his usual flare,

And the ball went no where.

Hearts sank,

Hearts soared,

The Pats have to try for one more.

Not for the coach Belichek,

It was not for fame galore.

One more push, get ready,

It flew from Brady, 

One more for MHK!

In dove Gronkowski the Ogre,

Sobs New England, a heartbreak today.