Therapy for the day

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks ..
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You have a headache.
11.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12.. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. T ell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14... PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASKWERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

THERAPY

REALLY need to check this out

Once in a while a web site wins an honorary place on my favorites menu.


This site passed my 100000 steps stringent inspection and gained its fateful spot on the pull-down menu.

Introducing:

Rusty Nail Wood Works

I rarely endorse other commercial sites, but his stuff is bloody cool, especially the cooler thing.
Or in his fancier term: COOLER CABINET.

Regardless, please give this man a shout out at his site and ... spend some money there.
Here are a few true facts,

1. You WILL be buying something that is Made in USA.
2. An occasion will arise when you will need the COOLER CABINET.
3. The cooler will be the talk of the .... er .... PARTY ... that you forgot to invite me to!
4. It will be too cool, that your wife will actually stock the beer herself.
5. Or it will be too rugged for the wife, she will not go near it. Making it quite the hang out spot.
6. It will be too cool, no one will steal your beer.
7. err ... hiccup ... burp ....

and finally ....

You will get the economy going, one COOLER THING at a TIME.

Hat Tip!

What is this?

The recipe was on the back of a bag of flour,

I took the bag and

Plop it on the copy machine,

Pressed Start.

The problem.... erhm ... the next person who used the copy machine, had white powder on their paperwork.

Just a reminder ...

As the snow melts and starts to warm a little, we are reminded of what we just survived the last few weeks.

SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

WHAT A GAME!!!

We were at a local Lodge, waving our terrible towels and shouting at the top of our lungs.

I have a few weeks of rest before ... well.... Soccer!!!