Question: Where did you hide that bottle of Wild Turkey? (From Mr M. and Ms C S.)
Answer: I do not have a bottle of Wild Turkey. The edible contents in my office drawer are 1 can of Spaghetti and Meatballs, 1 can of sliced peaches, 1 Cup-o-Noodle, 1 packet of instant macaroni & Cheese, some instant oatmeal, instant coffee, tea leaves, 1 cup of green jello snack and a bottle of Maggi Seasoning.
Question: Why did you blog your wild turkey adventure? (From F.)
Answer: I was still burping bourbon at 1:30am, sadly. At least I will not have to regret not writing about it. Should have, could have, DID IT.
Question: Were you still under the influence when you cut that hair? (From Mr B.)
Answer: Nope. I was very sober 3 days later. A therapy, perhaps more psycological, 12 inches of hair for 12 months of events (anguish) that I am parting with. Making room for the new growth and the new frontier.
Imagine Jean-Luc Picard, aka Patrick Stewart,
Space the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
It's continuing mission,
To explore strange, new worlds,
To seek out new life, and new civilization.
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
Sorry to those who lack the resources for this therapy. Get your own therapy!
Now listening to: Nina Simone, Break Down and Let it All Out.
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