Friday, July 13, 2007

Mark my Words

Becks have invaded USA!!

David "Beautiful Butt kicker" Beckham has officially arrived from across the pond. What are my predictions? Considering his wife dearest, Victoria Adams-Beckham, whose lusty lifestyle that rivals none, this will be his most modest point. Yeap, leave it up to the society to screw up their kids too. Given time, a short time, where they will be parading every red carpet event, snubbing all those whose cheered him at every game, and trying to pick up a fake american accent. Worst of all .... he will not be bending the ball!! What a waste to have them in LA, paparazzi are ruthless there. Sheesh they would have had better in the outskirts and still keep to his promise to educate. Maybe they should crash out at Robbie William's, afterall Robbie is hiding out somewhere drying out, again. (another disappointment to this fan. Robbie, you and I need to talk)

Anyway, Beckham is not here for the money, he has plenty to last 3 generations, his parents, himself and his kids.

The slight tunes in the background for this move play like a ditty by the Spice Girl. Posh is no longer glamorous enough in England, thus she needs a different crowd to run with. Beckham, yes I admire for his football skills and camaraderie only, has bedded just about everyone in England and Spain. In addition, the niche of a football gangster is somewhat acceptable here. Body tattoos, fake hair colour, torn clothes, well that is main stream here.

Fortunately, he is still part of England's team. That is the only redemption for his natural gifts and skills not to appear on the football scene.

So mark my words, the Becks will soon line the check out aisles splattered on every tabloid and appearing on E! Yeap, disappointing to consider that this is England's best export to USA now.
Cheers mate. Becks is in my court now.

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