Have you heard?? Football is getting a shakeup!!
Beckham did not renew his contract with Real Madrid, instead he has signed a $250 Million contract with some unknown club in LA.
What the **** are you thinking?? To L.A?
What kind of exposure will you get in the US? The Americans play football with their hands!
David Beckham, you are a great captain, an highly skilled player, for the money that will be funneled to you please try the following:
1. Please increase live telecast of football games, especially when the World Cup is in season, not delayed transmission.
2. Please do not flaunt that headband on the streets of LA. The last thing we need are the little gangsters running around the city streets with headbands shooting up neighbourhoods for a pair of high cut shoes.
3. Please keep your wife from picking fights with neighbours. There is enough scandals and filth in the news.
4. Please give as many interviews to the American media as possible, there is a need for more Foreign English on the air.
5. Encourage other team mates to LA, Zizou, Ronaldo, Owen and the CROUCH (a comic relief).
In case if you havent figured it out, this is about football as in SOCCER!!!!
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No, no, no... Football is played in places like Cleveland. Soccer is a French sport isn't it?
ReplyDeleteP.S. His wife was my favorite Spice Girl
Mr. M
The french do participate in soccer, however the world takes turns beating them.
ReplyDeleteBecks' move from Real Madrid is orchestrated by Victoria Adams, as rumoured. She had expressed her displeasure with the living conditions in Spain. Spoilt brass like her, need to mingle with the likes of L.A. comedic relief.