Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Still taste testing

Oh, did we tell you it is a chocolate crust?

Monday, July 08, 2013

July 7,2013
Dear readers/fans
...Today my family went to an auction but we didn't go because it was to for away for Solomen,Roxii, and I. I know that because they came home with 3 or 4 bags. We were watching the news and I saw that a plane crashed happened and some of us dogs are pretty smart and I do my  research. Lee Gang-guk was flying the plane to slowly and he didn't have enough experience.He only had 43 hours with the 777 (that's the name of the plane that crashed) but 10,000 hours flying other planes.
                                                                       Jellii dog

Friday, July 05, 2013

June 24, 2013

Date: June 24, 2013
Dear readers/fans

…Today was soooooooooooo hot. I felt like I was dying but then my owners got out a canopy and refilled the pool. It was so cool (in both ways)! Later that night we watched Star Track but I did not get most of it. Then when it was commercial break they found a firefly in the kitchen. But then they caught it and set it free. When they let it free it flew back toward the kitchen window. At the very end of the day I was inside and I heard one of them yell “Hay look at this firefly.” And the other person yelled “That’s a sparkler!” and ran down the stairs to do sparklers outside too.
Jellii

what I have been doing

July 4,2013
Dear readers/fans,
...Happy fourth of July everyone. Today I am in a good mood because my family kept scratching my belly. 

The kitchen smelled really good because they were cooking food for some kind of contest thing outside at least that's what they told me also what I heard. But its fine with us because between us I think will get some leftovers. Mommy & Daddy said they won 2 prizes, Best Patriotic and, Best Patriotic dressed. The prizes were M&M's and Goober.

Remember how I told you about that big hole in the driveway? Well now its............  disappeared .  Now that part of the driveway is like a whitish color now instead of black and its so much smoother. This is the not-so-great part, I got this cut or something in my paw my family put some cream stuff in it so now it feels a little better.Later that night Solomen got scared by something called fiserworks or something like that wait wait wait  oh ok . Solomen just told me there called fireworks.
                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                               Jellii the Doggie Dawg.


Thursday, June 27, 2013

Dinner


Date June 25, 2013
Dear readers/fans
…Sorry I didn’t post this sooner. Well today this big big big truck came and made a big hole in the part of the driveway after the line you walk on. It also did that to our neighbor driveway too. You know how there is a land where the houses are then it goes down about a human hand .Then it’s the road in between it  on each side .Yayyy. Well behind the human hand part they dug out the ground there too. I just don’t know what it is there doing out there or if they dug the ground with their hands. Oh and by the way the last one I posted I didn’t write I typed.

Jellii

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

June 24, 2013

Date: June 24, 2013
Dear readers/fans

…Today was soooooooooooo hot. I felt like I was dying but then my owners got out a canopy and refilled the pull. It was so cool (in both ways)! Later that night we watched Star Track but I did not get most of it. Then when it was commercial break they found a firefly in the kitchen. But then they caught it and set it free. When they let it free it flew back toward the kitchen window. At the very end of the day I was inside and I heard one of them yell “Hay look at this firefly.” And the other person yelled “That’s a sparkler!” and ran down the stairs to do sparklers outside too.
Jellii

Monday, June 24, 2013

Jellii's Adventures

Date:  Sunday, June 23, 2013
Dear Readers/Fans
…This is my first blog to you so I hope you like it. Today I went into the pool with my older sister Roxii. We were playing and she was in the pool and I was outside the pool. I was trying to get in the pool so she kept jumping in the water when I would try to get in through a different spot so that got me just as wet. OOOOOOH  and I love this part it just makes my mouth water ever signal time I say it. Ok, well we all got these really good bones that were so delicious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Then later in the day my older brother and the oldest Solomen got to go on a walk but Roxii and I didn’t. I didn’t get to because there were too many people outside and I have to know the people to be nice to them. Roxii didn’t get go because she walks like a bull charging at something red. 

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

It is that time again

Set aside 21 minutes and 56 seconds for this video.
If you do cry, hat tip. *click for full screen




Thursday, April 25, 2013

The sad moment

The little apple known as Joney Appleseed jr. was made from the straw next to him.You can tell which ones were before the death :-(. And his coffin was made of: the pillow was a blue rasberry warhead wrapper,his blanket was a sticky note,and his bed the napkin which he was made of.And he is buried with his straw that made him what he was.

Sent from little phone

Here's looking at you .... busta


Friday, April 19, 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Buy 3 get 1 free gallon of milk

I think we are eating healthy.

Sent from little phone

Saturday, March 23, 2013

It can happen

Really? Can the fortress of the White House be held hostage?
Scarily .. YES! 
At least according to Hollywood and Gerard Butler Productions.

The set was a pretty good replica of the White House. Of course there are several acts of cinematic magic, such as the Washington Monument being taken down. Planes and helicopters crashing in Washington D.C., tour buses stopping in front of the White House, snipers not omnipresent on the roofs, Secret Service rushing out of the White House. Once again remember this is a movie, not the real thing. 
CEREBUS at self destruct.
Yawn, there are some flaws.
But I have to say the sound of gunfights at close range, that really shook me for a while. Then when everyone seem to have endless ammo, okay, reality kicked in with a silent reminder that I am in a movie theatre. 
Overall, Olympus has Fallen was a good movie, makes you rethink about the security of the country and where your honour lies.
The rage when the flag of the United States of America was taken down and thrown to the ground.
Anger when our Commanding Officers are so arrogant, all they remember about leadership is bark orders instead of listening to recon.

I think Secret Service Department just got an awakening call from the West Coast. 
The boys in those black boots will make sure that such an incursion will only happens in the movies. 

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Again?

Shows how much my husband knows me.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

GIVE ME NAME!

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!'

Thursday, February 07, 2013

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1.       Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2.       Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3.       Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4.       Leave a note on your door that reads:


Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and soda pop.  Be back in an hour.  Don't mess with the pit bulls.  They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  Don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell with all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'um in the house.  Be right back.


Cooter


Veteran of the United States Army

Here is the most brilliant statement ever made without a word being said!!!!!

This American born, Veteran of the United States Army, law abiding, taxpaying citizen

was told by his Homeowners Association that he -

Could Not fly the American Flag in his yard......

This is his response:

Amen brother

 

 

Monday, February 04, 2013

Ahmadinejad says he wants to be first Iran's first astronaut

The headlines read:

Ahmadinejad says he wants to be first Iran's first astronaut

I believe the rest of the world will agree with me, SEND THE LITTLE SNOT.
Just in case if he needs company, the other little snot Kim Jung Un will do just fine.
Make sure not to over tighten a few bolts, to save some money, use thin insulation for outer skin and make sure all the parts are Made In China.

Instead of Godspeed, we shall boldly scribe on the side of the craft: GOOD RIDDANCE.