Let Imagination Roll

Anguished at the wait for Obama to announce his running mate, my imagination takes a stroll down mischievous lane.

These are the possible and funny running mates:
1. Jesse Jackson (funny, he is handy in the event of hostage situations at a local line to the bathroom)
2. Louis Farrakhan (opposite taste in wardrobe, why not!)
3. Whoopi Goldberg (just because she is funny, it is Barack and WHOOPI!)
4. Ted Nugent (opposites attract?)
5. John Kerry (to woo the flip floppers)
6. Ted Kennedy (to woo the errr .... whisky drinkers)
7. Barney (just for the younger voters)
8. The Red head from Wendys (Ronald MacDonald asked too much)
9. Michael Moore (There goes the neighbourhood)
10. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas (We can manipulate our own future!!)
11. Paris Hilton (to get more publicity shots)
12. Nicole Richie (in case Paris Hilton dont understand English)
13. Smokey the Bear (smokey something)
14. George Herbert Walker Bush (whao! That will be something to behold)
15. Ross Perot (both have big ears)
16.Tom Cruise (hmmm .... Scientology and whatever religion)
17. Rosie O'Donnell (what kind of tv coverage will that be?)
18. A Borg (everyone will be assimilated)


Please note that Obama did not endorse any of these announcements. So go complain to someone else who cares.