Saturday, June 28, 2008

A Starving Singaporean

Really, I am hungry. Not for the lack of food, there is plenty at home. Unfortunately the food processor is temporary out of commission, i.e., dental work. Mush diet is cruel, very cruel. Soup, porridge, pudding, very minute pieces of food, yum, how unfilling. The food network is a bad tease at the moment, definitely why I was sobbing at Emeril Live. The "Dirty Laundry" looked too good. Pain, what pain? No need for pain-killers since I have a high tolerance for pain. Hunger is measured on a different scale.
I think it should be illegal to starve a Singaporean, especially one who is a bottomless pit, perhaps even guilty of gluttony.

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