Monday, January 09, 2006

Reviewed the Evidence

Ha ha Ha! You guys are so lucky my daughter likes Jerry Rice too, because Thursday's Dancing with the Stars is still taking up room on the cable box. "Jerry Rice is an old version of David Beckham," simple enough to win over the 8 year old admirer. Sorry, had to bring the sophistication down a few notches for easier comprehension. Today's torture tactics number 5, watch Thursday's segment again, as we have NIGHTLY!! (mumbling mentally at P whatever). Let's see if he can invent a Gansta-Foxtrot.

After almost 2 hours of painful, cannot fast-forward through the commericals, Jerry Rice was the only relief, session of pits and more falls. The Tatum O'neil character took over the screen. Apparently she has at least 2 cheerleaders from this region, maybe her only fans. *BIG SIGH and Yawn. Nah.... she cannot strut. Who is she anyway?? This is my age speaking, all I know of her is the drug-using, booze-up, brat-smack, ex-wife of John McEnroe. Yawn, after watching her mean gleam for 4 successive nights, I dozed off before she finished her routine.

After reviewing the evidence, Fiffy outranks Tantrum.

Now listening to: Andre Bocelli, E Sara' a Settembre.

1 comment:

  1. Waltz in an abiya, dont they do that there? Oh that was your neighbour MJ. Women in short outfits shaking their booty, only permissible for belly dancers. Caucasian woman in a man's embrace, that may be considered adult material by their standards?

    See what you are missing out on, my friend?
    Jerry Rice shaking his booty.
    Hehehe.
    SALUTE!

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