Thursday, January 05, 2006

Go FIFFY!!!!!!!

Dancing with the Stars, for the friend in the remote sunny patch, is when a "celebrity" is paired with a professional dancer. The pair undergoes dance classes and routines, then perform live to tele viewers and professional dance judges. Ten pairs begin, the last pair standing takes it all. Last season Evander Holyfield TANKED miserably. That man cannot dance worth a round, not even a technical point worthy of a left-hook by Ulturo "Thunder" Gatti with both eyes swollen shut!
Now that is out of the way ... Season 2006, Round 1.

JERRY RICE . Yeah baby! Fiffy from 49ers, Montana's right arm, NFL great, JERRY RICE.
He is the reason I sat through the blur of torture of sad performances before him. Yawn. Yawn.

JERRY RICE still has the moves. His partner crushed his ego so well, "Real men play hockey or soccer." Ouch!! But true. Jerry "Fiffy" proved that some sport characters dont have 2 left feet.

David Beckham, sign up for the next season and show them how footballers, aka the real men groove it!! YEAH!! Oh-lay, oh-lay, oh-lay, oh-laaay!

Wonder how John Travolta and Madonna will fair in this challange.
Now listening to: Nora Jones, Come away with me.

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