Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hot off the Newswire

The line up for the new season of Dancing with the Stars have been announced:

For the girls:
*Billy Ray Cyrus, achy breaky dud
*Joey Fatone, singer from N'Sync
*Vincent Pastore, A member of The Sopranos
*Ian Ziering, Steve Sanders in Beverly Hills 90210
*Apolo Anton Ohno, Olympic speed skating champion
* Clyde Drexle, basketball legend

For the boys,
*Leeza Gibbons, TV presenter
*Paulina Porizkova, model
*Sandi Finnessey, model
*Heather Mills, model
*Laila Ali, her father is Muhammed Ali

So, tell me what is wrong with this line-up? The boys get the eye candy models and beautiful women dancers. The girls get the over-weight mobster and boys with greasy hair.

*smacking forehead

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