Friday, October 27, 2006

Brrrr!!

Brrr... it is cold...about 40F now. The trees are half-bald and my yard has been transformed into a sea of yellow and brown. (Although I cannot guarantee that all the brown are leaves.)

On the topic of weather, Singapore is a cozy 90F under a blanket of haze compliments of Indonesia's burning forests. The kids are cold but happy returning from their door-to-door begging for candy in the 40F rain. Finally dear dear Fred is cold in 80F weather, whereever he is now.

Yes Fredmeister, where are you?

Some/one of the reader is probably wondering why I have not commented on Dancing with the Stars this season. Well, this season is not a diverse group of victims. There are the younger participants who have had their share of dancing in their careers, Jerry Springer is wearing down his comedy act (almost a George Hamilton from last season), and then you have the football player. Emmitt Smith does not appall me, nor appeal to me. Emmitt is not Jerry Rice.
Why only football players? Basketball players are tooooooo tall. Booo! I would love to see Larry Bird do the rumba or the paso doble.
The professional dancers make the rookies look good. Just dance naked Edyta, WOW! ! Need I say more?

Who will I have in the next season? Hmmm.... how about a fantasy Dancing with stars.
My first pick is: JOHN McENROE. Pair him with a Russian (preferably heavy accented, Jerry Rice's partner. That will be entertaining).
Second Pick: ROSIE O'DONNELL, with Edyta. (go ahead laugh think of all the useless controversy)
Third Pick: GEORGE STEPHENOPOLUS, bring on the Cute short greek geek from Washington! I'll be merciful and pair him with Cheryl "darling" Burke.
Fourth pick: RICHARD SIMMONS, just to see him cry around Kym.
Fifth pick: SELA WARD, just because of her elegance. She will be lovely with Tony.

The remainder of the list is opened to the floor. I am sure we will have a fun list.
SO?? Start your keyboards, ask someone else. But bring the answers back here.

2 comments:

  1. How about Madeline Albright vs. Condi Rice? hehehehehe Mr.M

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  2. DUH!! We know who is easier on the eyes!! The network will never let the blob near the judges. Hehehe.. Len Goodman will have a hay day with her. Almost as bad as P-Diddy pathetically taking up air time.

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